"What are these, hipster shoes?" you say, looking at a pair of slippers. Everyone around you bursts into tears of laughter because they know that a Hipster - an easily definable type of person that is in no way a stereotype or a catch-all for anything slightly unfamiliar - would totally wear something that is similar to shoes. Minutes later, as the laughter finally dies down, you pull a container of salted caramel gelato out of the freezer and say "what is this, hipster ice cream?"